21 May 2010

John Stossel and Rand Paul are Racist F*cks

Even his mustache is racist.
I remember watching John Stossel on TV when I was a boy and thinking, "Okay, I like this guy. He tells it like it is". Now, I think he is a complete jackass. Recently, Rand Paul made comments about amending the Civil Rights Act of 1964. There is a clause that includes public accommodation—this means that any business or organization that has the public come and go (like a restaurant) can't practice segregation. This apparently doesn't sit well with Rand Paul and now Stossel who went on TV like an idiot and announced that he is "in total agreement with Rand Paul".They believe private business owners should be able to discriminate their patronage based on race, religion, or any other demographic criteria.

So John Stossel and Rand Paul believe that racists should be able to segregate their private business. But they also state that they "don't think they should" but they can if they want to. Basically they wipe their asses with the part in the Declaration of Independence that says people should be entitled to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness".

Since both these morons are liberatarians, they can argue that they are just promoting individual freedom. But they're also sanctioning racism, segregation, and attempting to take American society backwards about 60 years. Nice work. John, for the record, you can't say you want to amend the Civil Rights Act like this and say people shouldn't be racist. That's like using the "n" word with your white friends and telling everyone else that you're not a racist. You can't have it both ways. If you allow racism to exist, then you have to be racist. Now please resign and live alone in the mountains. You too, Rand.

20 May 2010

My Time at a Magazine

I want to be reflective. Right now, I'm thinking about my career so far at a city/regional magazine in the Chesapeake region of Maryland. As much as I've learned and grown during my time at the magazine, I can say confidently that I do not want to ever work for the media any longer. There are three things that are certain to happen when you work for the media and they are all bad.

When I tell people that I work for a magazine, they automatically assume that I write for the magazine. And when I tell them that I don't, they get confused and inquire "what is it that I actually do". For the general public, there is apparently no other work to be done at a magazine—other than write. If you don't write, then what could you possibly do for a magazine? Well, I produce video and I manage the website. This type of work just does not compute for most people.

The next thing that happens when someone finds out I work for a city/regional magazine, is they assume that I aspire to win a Pulitzer (because I'm there to write, apparently). I received the same expectation from the general public during college when I told others my major. "Oh, so you're going to be the next Spielberg, eh?" No, I'm not. I don't aspire to be the next Spielberg or Scorsese or Coppola or anyone else. I just want to do my job and do it well. This extra pressure from the general public grows thin very quickly.

The third thing that happens to employees of regional media companies, is the extra attention. Whether I like it or not, the local business community knows who I am. I work with them frequently on video and new media projects. A lot of these businesses are restaurants and going out to eat is very uncomfortable. Not only do the restaurants give me more attention than I want, but they give me this look like I owe them something. In their mind, because they gave me a free appetizer, I have to write a blog about them or plug them in a newsletter. When I go out to eat, I want to be a nameless, faceless patron who eats with his head down and leaves promptly. That's it. Just like everyone else.

There is a reason for these observations—I'm not just making this up. And the reasons are totally inescapable. Media is made to be consumed—magazines to be read, radio stations to be listened to, and movies to be watched. The amount of skill, expertise, and know-how to create the stories and programs is immense. But anyone can be a critic. That's the rub—I can go to film school, get a BS, go get a master's, spend $10,000 on a film and take 2 years producing it but it only takes 15 minutes for some knucklehead to tear it to pieces. I've used the term "general public" a lot in this entry for a reason. I needed to define the audience. Since anyone can (and they do) read my magazine, it is susceptible to not only  the criticism but an unbreakable bond to other, most esteemed magazines. This is why people can somehow put me in the same league as Andrew Sullivan or A.O. Scott. This only happens with the media. In no other industry are two completely different circumstances compared. If I worked at Northrup Gruman, no one will ask me why I'm not working for Raytheon. No one will tell me that their missiles are better. The general public doesn't know anything about missiles. But they know a lot about media. If I was the supply manager for Target, no one would tell me to work at Wal-Mart because their supply chain is more efficient. Again, the general public doesn't know these things. But if I tell them I work for a magazine, they tell me I should freelance for the New York Times because "it's a good newspaper". If I tell them I'm a video producer, they tell me they have a cousin in Hollywood who might be able to help me. Thanks, asshole, but no thanks. The common theme behind it all is, success in the media is easily defined for the general public, i.e. you're on TV, your movie is a blockbuster, your magazine is on every newsstand, your book is on the New York Times bestsellers list, etc. No one will ask a sociology student when they'll win the Albert O. Hirschman Prize; either because no one has heard about that prize or no one cares about successful sociologists.

And since the general public "knows" the ins and outs of the media, they find it incomprehensible that other professions could lie inside. Again, using Target as an example: I could say that I was either a register clerk, a store manager, or a truck driver for Target and no one would bat an eye. But every time I tell someone I don't write for the magazine, it's like trying to explain to someone that the sky is actually purple. This is the thought processes: Magazines companies produce magazines which are read, therefore the only types of employment to be found at a magazine company are writing positions.

The media has such a hold over the American zeitgeist that everyone is an expert on the subject. Preconceptions abound. And even though I'm aware of the thought process, it still gets to me. After four years of people telling me how they "can't wait to see my name in the lights", I get really bummed out that it hasn't happened yet. And when I see someone I know who does get their name in the lights, I feel even worse. Business majors don't have to deal with that. Biology majors don't either. It's not like a biology major is constantly asked "so are you going to be the next Crick or Darwin?" But since the general public consumes more TV shows, films, and magazines than biology textbooks, they expect great things from us lowly media employees.

10 May 2010

We Are So Smart

After taking an object-oriented programming class and a PHP/MySQL class, I have this new and incredible respect for the human brain. In PHP (which, if you're not familiar with, is a standard web programming language), syntax is very important. If you forget a semicolon or a curly bracket, your webpage will not work. The web server is very unforgiving when it comes to syntax. And it got me to thinking how incredible the mind is and how unnecessary syntax is in human language (well at least in English). This is because our brain focuses on semantics, or the actual meaning of strings of characters, rather than the individual placement of characters. So I can write:
Ths pzza is rlly awsm.
And everyone who reads this blog will be able to understand it. Our brain is somehow able to extrapolate meaning out of this extremely grammatically incorrect sentence. But if I were to write this inside a PHP block:
$x=10;
$y=12;
$Sum=$x+$y
echo $Sum;
It wouldn't work because I didn't put a semicolon behind "$Sum=$x+$y". It can't just understand what I'm trying to do, like my brain would (coincidentally, this makes programming very difficult). This is really interesting (and kind of scary) because even after 50+ years of computing, we have not even scratched the surface of the capabilities of the human brain. You'd think that we'd be somewhere close to having some kind of relative AI functionality. Most of the web is focused on syntax rather than semantics, which can make searching for things difficult. Facebook recently "linked" everything in it's users profile pages to either an existing fan page or to a newly created page that pulls form Wikipedia and related user-created examples. But it's very flawed in it's execution because of this syntax problem. For example, one of my favorite books listed in my profile is Choke by Chuck Palahniuk. And when I click the link on Facebook, all the user-generated results have nothing to do with the book—these users are using "choke" to define the physical action or the sports term. Facebook doesn't know what I mean by "choke". It just sees it as a five-character string and it compiles a list of people who have mentioned the same string (c-h-o-k-e).

As frustrating as it is to purchase a computer in the zenith of the Information Age and not have it be all that you want it to be, it does highlight how incredible the human brain is. I think we should appreciate much more how incredibly smart we all are. The ability for our mind to just make sense of complete nonsense (like the high school text message above) is nothing short of extraordinary.